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i always disliked CHRIS WEBBER as a basketball player.
when i moved to SACRAMENTO in the aftermath of 9/11 from KUWAIT my senior year of high school, i was bombarded with SACREMENTO KINGS fans which was beyond annoying since i was a die-hard LAKERS fan. always have been ever since my childhood years in ORANGE COUNTY. when i got to school early on as an ice breaker i was asked by a teacher if i could do any impressions to which i said yes, i could do a great WEBBER impression. I motioned a T with my hands as if to call a timeout and my teacher was not impressed at all.
it was a dick move on my part. you see, during the 1993 NCAA championship game versus the UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA, WEBBER called a timeout with seconds left in the game. problem was his team, the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN, had no timeouts left. he basically lost the game in one of the dumbest ways possible. great impression i thought. still do.
my problem with WEBBER was always that he was clapping back at teamates and opposing players, but he never backed any of it up. don't get me wrong, there are players over the years that i have strongly disliked but highly respected for their abilities and mental-toughness (ones that immeditely come to mind include REGGIE MILLER, DRAYMOND GREEN and PAUL PIERCE). WEBBER had this ability to be in foul trouble at the most inopportune times and play his worst when it counted the most.
when i was living with my uncle in 2001-02 the KINGS were on a tear and actually gave my LAKERS a run for their money. i would hate it when KINGS put in WEBBER's backup SCOTT POLLARD in since he actually did stuff like rebound and play defense. he'd stay in and the team would be cooking only to have WEBBER ruin it when he inevitably got put back in. i was amazed that KINGS fans didn't see that at the time but i get it now. they are a "cow town" and a non-entity, having WEBBER made them feel relevant even if he was overrated.
much as it annoys me that someone gave ALEX RODRIGUEZ a tv gig as a color commentator on some nationally televised baseball games, i sometimes have to put sound on mute whenever WEBBER is announcing an NBA game. its hard to stomach someone who was inherently not a team player criticize this generation's talent for not meeting his standards. its laughable. especially given the dude has no honor. he lied in court about taking money from MICHIGAN boosters even after his fellow teammates acknowledged having done such in college. dude had nothing to gain by lying since everyone was on his side for taking the money in the first place, given the college system is exploitative to underprivileged players, and yet he still lied about it. dumbass.
again, my main issue was always his lack of team play and his egoism that was never backed up on the court like, say contemporaries ALLEN IVERSON or his fellow WOLVERINE JALEN ROSE. and in case you think i hate all KINGS players, there were several i wish were LAKERS including JASON "WHITE CHOCOLATE" WILLIAMS and MIKE BIBBY. but man WEBBER still annoys me. criminally overrated. hopefully i got that out of my system now.
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full disclosure: i'm a diehard LOS ANGELES LAKERS fan.
my youth in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA was spent in the strange im-between doldrum years that marked the post-MAGIC JOHNSON era and the pre-KOBE BRYANT era. i grew up idolizing players like NICK VAN EXEL and TERRY TEAGLE, although i always disliked ELDEN CAMPBELL. that last bit is probably due to the fact that as a 3rd grader at a charity auction i asked him for an autograph and he asked me for $50. wasn't worth it then and its still not worth it. BYRON SCOTT, CHICK HEARN (R.I.P.) and all the previously mentioned players were cool and signed willingly which totally made my year.
so that's just some context. back in the mid 90s i played in a league called NJB that was geographically covered (i believe) HAWAI'I, CALIFORNIA (southern and the central valley), NORTHERN ARIZONA and parts of NEVADA. needless to say i was pretty good and was an all-star center and prospect going into middle school. now spoiler alert: i ended up moving to NIGERIA for middle school and never returned, basically abandoning any chance of playing southern california basketball, a decision i am still very comfortable with.
i was at an NJB conference with my dad when i ran into KURT RAMBIS and spoke with him for a few minutes. first off, totally nice guy and i knew who he was immediately by his thick horned-rim glasses, plus he played with my man MAGIC a few years earlier. basically i talked to him about the fact that i loved basketball but that i wasn't digging all the parents living through their kids, that basically that outside pressure (not from my family) was making it not fun anymore. essentially i was describing LAVAR BALL before he was a thing. for me i had a hard time with the idea that my identity was wrapped around my being an athlete and that teammates had parents that would make them cry after games we lost. the whole thing had an air of desperation and was pathetic looking back on it.
RAMBIS said he totally understood. funny thing was that he was there to address a roomful of THOSE PARENTS shortly thereafter. being a former teacher i still cringe at the way parents take over their kid's games. this AAU circuit that has taken over competitive youth sports is next-level exploitation and make me depressed to consider how much they are crushing kids love of the game. it all just strikes me of ego, hubris and misplaced love of self. coaches and parents need to get over themselves.
then again i don't have kids so what do i know.